Boston Posh: Wol vriey
Imagine what would happen if the world you are about to enter and created by author Wol vriey really existed. Or maybe it does and we just don’t know it! The USA has been destroyed, burned, ruined and taken over by dragons and dinosaurs that are deadly. They go out each day seeking not to rule the world but to eat its inhabitants and wreak havoc, fear and take control of anything that seems to look tasty. Within this world we have a woman named Ma Cure is 200 years old and has the body of a 9 year old. Wouldn’t we all like to have the body of someone younger and the ability to heal those that are injured, practically at death’s door with special potions and abilities that are definitely not known in our world today? Boston, Massachusetts is the setting for this bizarre story. Kidnappings, murders and a state segregated and fenced off you might say to protect those that are not in danger from the wrath of those who would like nothing better than to eat them for lunch, breakfast and dinner. But, there is much more to this story as those that are allowed to roam not free but pretty safe have to watch where they go because you see, or maybe you don’t see there are no police, no judges or juries to decide who is guilty and prosecute them. But, one private eye, our star, our hopefully our hero, Bud Malone is fearless, dangerous and has been hired by a woman named Sara Fischer to find her daughter Rachel who has been kidnapped.
.Meeting with Bud Malone is handed five million dollars to rescue her. In his mind this seems to a simple case that will take a short period of time. But, things do not go well for Malone when he finds the kidnapper’s hideaway and comes face to face with a lunatic named Frank. Words pass, the money exchanged and then Malone finds himself in deep and dire trouble. Realizing that he lost the money and never found Rachel he returns to tell Sara who seems really unconcerned about the money and advises him on how to learn by going to see Ma Cure. One visit to this Chinese woman and her magic she performs will surprise readers as Malone takes the bait you might say and once again winds up at the toy factory where Rachel is supposedly being kept. But, sometimes traps are set and you are not always ready fro them. A story filed with unusual occurrences, cannibalistic characters, white humanoid robots, psychopaths that eat human livers and microwave them to heat them up this story will either make you lose your appetite for many different foods, especially liver or keep you wondering about what is going to happen next. But, before you decide you will meet many more strange and weird figures such as a golem, a porcelain dragon and a snake goddess name Yang Yang that loves Bud and helps him in his quest to find Rachel. Or does she?
The title is Boston Posh so it’s time to meet Posh Lane. She is beautiful, a hooker who is into all sorts of kinky and strange stuff and is stuck with a pimp named Herbie whose idea of going out to do a trick will make you wonder just how any of these girls do what they do. The scenes are graphic and quite odd and the interactions and interplay among the clients and the girls might make want to think before reading more or you might enjoy reading them. Posh is trying to leave Herbie who has caused her to become infected by a client whose affliction will make your skin peel and crawl. When things get tough she finds her way to Malone’s house but he is at this time or was being served up as dinner for Rachel and Frank. Yes, you guessed it, the kidnapping was a fake to get the money for Rachel to use for her research. She is a scientist and does not want to go down the married with children route and men make her sick except as you will learn Frank. Their love hate relationship is hilarious and what Malone does while his liver is being eaten will definitely help you understand why he feared by so many. Next, we meet the ruling class of the USA: THE FORKS! Yes you heard me some are gold, some silver and those poor ones at the bottom of the prongs are tins.
To save Posh, Malone agrees to run a quest for Earth’s new rulers, the Forks. The quest: recover ex US president Jefferson Lincoln’s liver for them. Malone has no idea that agreeing to the Fork’s odd request will send him on the weirdest trip he’s ever been on in his life.
Posh had a strange mishap and when her skin peeled Ma Cure and Jade Cure did all they could along with Malone to restore her to normal. But, the answer was Dragonreich and I cannot reveal what that is to you because the Forks might learn the secret and it would make them too powerfully pronged. When they administered this to Posh what happens to her transforms her into a white ceramic dragon and scares the you know what out of everyone. Poor Posh and even worse wait until you learn what she does to Ma Cure and what happens will well you have to read it for yourself. As we return to Sara who is with President Jefferson Lincoln whom the Forks have kidnapped and whose fate is sealed when he decides to be overly affectionate with Sara. Poor Sara cannot win in the mate department and when she learns and sees her daughter’s fate you won’t believe what she does. With the President gone Sara needs to keep her leverage with the Forks and unfortunately Malone is her bait. Wanting to bury Jefferson-Lincoln with dignity she has no choice but to agree to allow the Forks to take his liver and keeping preserved in his memory forever. But, as you can tell the best intensions never seem to pan out and what happens to his liver and who decides it take it as his own tasty morsel is none other than Frank the kidnapper who while he is at it decides to take Rachel’s head too. Thus, starts a chain of events that only this author with his creative and extensively graphic mind can visually describe for readers. What happens to Malone and how what he has to endure is too painful and scary to relate to you. Reading it might make you more appreciative of you own mate and make you realize just how far he will go to save Posh from a fate that has already befallen her but possibly could be reversed. When Posh becomes a victim of a drug that is so powerful that when imbibed it changes her into a white porcelain dragon who not only is dangerous but loves munching on live people to keep her or its strength up. So, poor Malone is on a quest to get back this liver from Frank, play along with those he meets along the way including trying to figure out his riddles and what they mean all in the name of true love.
Malone is dedicate to saving Posh and the experiences he has as related to you by author Wol vriey will show you to what extent he and his helper, Glass Horse, who comes to his aid for a while, go to in order to save Posh. From dealing with his Hetero Fist to his Gay fist and finally to his Lesbian First when he meets the Moms and tries to help them from being annihilated by the white robots, Malone comes to the rescue but never seems to ever really escape. The carnage he sees when the MOMS and the Robots fight for control, power and just to see who will win is more than he can handle and is devastating. When a close friend and ally are no longer there he begins to reflect on what might happen next. But, what happens when he is with the MOMS and after in the North Pole: -well read it to believe it! Let’s not forget dear Herbie and his gang. Bulldog his brother, Gorgeous who is anything but, Sookie the drug dealer and Lucy Tang. Added in we have two others Stacy and Blondie and we have a cast of characters that are so diametrically different and diverse. What Gorgeous lacked in looks she made up for in brains as Bulldog was no match for her. But, poor lovesick Lucy would learn the fate of her man and will she want revenge?
A voice rings out and his final fate although seems sealed. Caught in Frank’s web will anything or anyone save Malone? A secret weapon that he’s not sure will work and an ending on this author could write. Deceptions, lies, betrayals and one man who would risk it all to save the woman he loved. But, does it and would you do the same? Lord Tav and Lady Yaz the head Forks change the rules and what happens to Posh you will have to learn for yourself. An ending so filled with hiccups, burbs and laughs as Malone’s fate is decided and I think there might be more to come. This book is totally unique, original, graphically depicted and definitely original. Since part of the time it rained popcorn: let’s give this book: 4 and half bags.
Fran Lewis: reviewer