Crazy Ass Stories for Crazy Ass People
Revenge, retribution, curiosity and even downright greed are just some of the hidden reasons behind the actions of the odd, quirky and distinctly disturbed main characters in the stories that author Andy Rausch creates in order to raise our level of curiosity, fear, terror and wonder as you enter the worlds of so many crazy characters whose actions and rationale for their actions will shock readers and mane you wonder what would happen if each story became a full length novel allowing theses odd ball and twisted characters to continue in their paths to destroy their foes.
Hunger pains hit Troy and he’s tired of eating real food. What about a human for dinner? Chunk is Tony’s friend and yet dispensable and great to use for his experience or taste to see what human flesh tasted like. Plans in place the author and Tony create a clever way to dispose of Chunk but in the end quite messy. So, what does he do with the flesh you’ll have to come to dinner with Tony and Chunk’s brother you taste the delicious or maybe not morsels? Bon Appetite!
A young girl gets a heart transplant and wants to thank the family whose daughter donated this heart. A noble deed. What happens when Kasey meets the family and wants to learn more about the girl who died? What happens when she sees the shrine they erected? Sometimes a thank you can be well finding out when you read, She Had A Good Heart as the author springs a twist you won’t expect.
Imagine someone able to recreate a perfect image or someone who passed and was close to you. James missed Rachel so much they would spend thousands to spend eternity and more time with her. Wait until you meet the new Rachel and find out just what brings him more than a smile.
A Granny finds out that she had a short time to live. How to celebrate her life with her entire family. Good, great company, fantastic word max and memories spoken as Granny serves up a special Waldorf Red Dev dessert that will is so delicious, you’ll just well taste it you dare!
Josh is crazy and is easily angered. Andy is his best friend and hopes that Josh doesn’t kill anyone. Talking him out of a gun pointed and then knowing he could snap at any time the author allows Josh to think that he’s a werewolf or during a full moon might transform. What happens when he calls Andy and he decides to see if he changes. The starling ending will shock readers . What is Josh’s fate? What as the title: is the truth about Josh? Beware!
Pickles are used to garnish a sandwich, to munch on or to place on the side of burgers. Marty hates them and when ordering the greasiest burger and fries told the waitress in no uncertain terms not to dare to put them anywhere near his burger. Fries okay , burger greasy but what was hiding under the bun? Check out the eyes of the dead people!
Early Retirement how bad can that be. When a history teacher is terminated and told he can complete the year and then live his life without teaching Mr. Mapplethorpe decides to handle it in a more positive way. Entering the school and greeting his colleagues and even assisting one with a cart with a DVR player. You won’t believe the result and just why early retirement would suit him just fine!
Each story is original, and the collection is described in the order they appear in the story notes. Some imaginative and others based on real life incidents or personal experiences. He includes a novella titled Wyatt Earp and The Devil Incarnate plus a story titled It’ll Make You Feel Better and many more. Imagine confessing in an email to you dead brother all your sins and infidelities that impacted his life. Paul is self-centered and only cared about his wants and the one want was his brother’s wife Brenda. But Brenda like Paul was a user and when he finally confessed his real feelings for her she dumped him and moved on. Yet he was crush to a point. Reggie her husband killer himself so who was it that answered his emails that bared his soul and confessed all? Wait until you read the responses and find out what happens when a simple knock on Paul’s door changes it all but in what direction. Did Reggie come back from the dead? Was he alive? Heaven, Hell or Purgatory or ? Where is Paul?
A collection so unique, bizarre and wild that each one will test your imagination and send chills all over you as author Andy Rausch sets a new bar for scary, suspenseful, twisted and strange as anyone reading this will learn just what Crazy Ass Stories for Crazy Ass People really are.
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