Milking the cat

Animals have their own personalities and their own habits dealing with the environment and even people. Each animal of any type or breed is unique unto itself but when you read this rendition of Milking the Cat the author takes you on a ride that will bring you up close and personal with cats, dogs, reptiles, rats, monkeys and many more. If you are a person that is into names that are unique and unusual read the first story and it sets the tone and scenes for the rest. Each animal and fake ones have their own personality, and the author even created a fish tank elaborately decorated with imaginary fish. The Section Lions, Tiger and Bears! Oh My! Was enlightening she shares with readers about chimps, and how dangerous they can be. Some states even listed some animals as illegals and some animals the author enlightens us about how dangerous they are because no one put them into law. The section Cats and talking about cockatiels was hilarious but there are so many variations that no one ever imagines that there are different breeds of all animals in each and unlimited research into the knowledge imparted by the author.

The author has a style of her own presenting information and facts about each animal and their traits. The second about her two cats and how special one will bring a smile to your face and tears to your eyes when she must put the cat down. Chickens was the next section and highlighted. There are seven sections or parts and several short stories in each one. the story in this section Part 3 that stands out was Everything Eats Chickens and how hard they are to keep and there are mice that like to munch on the scraps of chicken feed lying about. You won’t believe their relationship. They are of course the one rodent you really want to avoid is the RAT. Learn more as you read the story plus skunks, hold your nose, dogs and setting up the perimeters plus all you need to keep them save except from bears and people. Part IV is Creepy Crawlies and read Bugtown where every citizen is less than an inch tall. 

Part V Dogs is fun to read about Briar the Canine Casanova and Pitbull Patrol .My favorite was always fish and the author in the chapter of L-Shaped Mollies and Suicidal Swordtails describe that he has fish on and off and the first animals that she cares as each as freshwater ten gallon tank is to keep. Other older memories included sucker fish, neon tetra and whatever else was cheap at the time. The next tank was twelve gallons and isled with more plus two black mollies and two orange swordtails. She loved these swordtails, but the male was suicidal, and it seems like daily she would come home from school it and find it on the floor. 

The next section 6 On the Farm speaks about the rooster, fresh eggs and harvesting bulls. Next information about the Most Boring Dairy Cow. Her name was Tempo , cool name and odd she said. She looked like any other Jersey, gig, brown and cow like. Temp freshened with calf in the spring, male, it was her second,  three or fight. Whatever year it was ad because all the other cows got more attention. Mitsi has been but breaking out of her pen, tempo wasn’t well she was in fact disliked I wonder why? If you want to learn more read the chapter. 

Imagine A Burger Named Holly and why she loved all her Belgians and the breed itself in Part 6 the title of the story: There’s just something about Belgians. Finally, Part 7 my favorite Parrots. 

The pet that she said was the worse common was the unabashedly parrots. I can’t believe that. People love these pets. She has made some statements and she explain why No one else is eying the local pet store with a dark suspicion they are dying baby murder and read her story about when she was young and knew people with parrots. People love parrots because hey spark our imagination with vivid colors, their ability to talk and of course they can fly. Have a parrot awhile you are going through a divorce. Read the rest, as a teenage at the time one day she walked into the hallway to fin the cage door on the floor and the bird missing. You won’t believe what happened and that the bird was waiting to ambush her. 

Part 8 RATS: would you want one for a pet? The Strangest Mother’s Day Gift Ever answers that question and much more. Part 9 Wildlife: The Time I was Almost Gored by a Buffalo and Some other Camping Misadventures. Talking about why camping was fun, but she did not think so because she was not raised with his strange ritual of sleeping under a waterproof tarp in the woods. Living out of your Jeep sometimes it is nice to set up a  tent in the woods. Her adventures were interesting, meeting campers please for campers to keep food and scented hygiene products our tot tens for fear of patrons being mauled. Well find out what she did. Read the conclusion and after reading all of this experience? What is she doing? Not breeding anything but now her only pets are a handful of bunnies, Oliver her Belgian Hare who lives inside and drives her crazy read this and learn more. 
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